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"Love? Above all things I believe in love! Love is like oxygen! Love is a many splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!" – Moulin Rouge

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…he gave himself up so wholly to the watching of romantic movies, that a-nights he would pore on ‘till ‘twas day, and a-days he would watch ‘till ‘twas night.  Thus by sleeping little and watching much, the moisture of his brain became exhausted and he lost the use of reason.  Determining to be called Portofino, he perceiv’d he wanted nothing but a Lady on whom he might bestow the Empire of his Heart; for a Romantic without a mistress was a body without a soul.

– The Life and Atchievements of the Renown’d Portofino

Of the Unrefin'd Extravagancies by which the Idealistic Portofino Chose to Express his Love
What Pass'd when Portofino, the Great Romantic, Tried to Ice Skate
The Event of a Most Stupendous Combat
An Attempt to Fly a Kite
Containing Ways and Means for Enrapturing One's Love
Portofino's Lovely Proclamation
A Sweet Sway on a Swing
The Never to be Believed Way in Which Portofino Built His Kingdom
An Attempt to Fly a Kite
A Scrumptious and Delectable Outing
An Account of the Dreamy Serenade Performed by the Enchanting Portofino
What Befell on the Charming Boat Ride
The Romantic Night of Great Inspiration
Of the Extraordinary Way in which Portofino Created the Snowman and Snowmaiden
The Gallant Rescue Carried out by the Valiant Portofino
The Strange and Remarkable Journey Through the Field of Terrible Reeds
A Stupendous Celebration
Portofino's Playful Adventure and the Legend of his Narrow Escape
A Pair of Perfect Heros
The Unbelievable Tale of an Unlikely Victory
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