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"Love? Above all things I believe in love! Love is like oxygen! Love is a many splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!" – Moulin Rouge

…he gave himself up so wholly to the watching of romantic movies, that a-nights he would pore on ‘till ‘twas day, and a-days he would watch ‘till ‘twas night.  Thus by sleeping little and watching much, the moisture of his brain became exhausted and he lost the use of reason.  Determining to be called Portofino, he perceiv’d he wanted nothing but a Lady on whom he might bestow the Empire of his Heart; for a Romantic without a mistress was a body without a soul.

– The Life and Atchievements of the Renown’d Portofino

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